Hey chat this was a great update!! Starting us off with an interactive flash and ending with SOUNDPAGE CONNECT which has me so hyped for the future sburb shenanigans the demo squad will get too.
First thing I will be talking about is the name the acdsstuck fandom came up with.
T(imeless)
S(pecteral)
C(ryogenic)
W(indinged)
D(octorate)
Based off of the initials of the chumhandles read in a specific order and also fucking up how you actually spell things, we can achieve T-Squad which sounds like the squad and i thus say we shall call them the squad :handsomegaster:
After proposing this Doc reminded me that this version of RAM was a demo and thus the non-official name has became the demo squad.
Drawing of the demo squad in demo tf2 outfits coming soon :sansblob:
Before we get into the speculation I would like to talk about the sound page izzy STRIFE, this is mostly because a secret has been found in it. By spamming the letter K you can see izzy strike repeatedly and also get parried repeatedly. This is a reference to this clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzS96auqau0&list=PLqQiLKVQ9SLdUGVpOMs7LiCFxJZNvmgjn&index=3
Pretty cool !!!Go try it for yourself !!
Anyways in terms of actual content within the webcomic, we had a major event in terms of theory content. SOUNDPAGE:CONNECT !
This sound page provided us with around 100 completely unique text boxes, and while 99% of them are completely filled with jokes, I believe there are a couple which could be holding hints.
Before we get to that I want to shout out the ones saying “bullying Wundra” and also the one saying
I laughed quite a lot at this.
But anyways onto some SERIOUS LORE DISCUSSION.
I consider this line to be pretty important. If you've read homestuck you already know about the frogs importance so i'll skip over that, but something that is important is that this text is for izzy specifically. I have since the first acdsstuck believed that izzy pendles was a space player, this also means that Izzy would eventually end up in a land of x and frogs.
I'll take this text as another confirmation of izzy being a space player, but more importantly this line signified that there could be another text to explain the first descriptor of the land. SO i looked through all the lines of text to find it.
So anyways for a lack of a better theory since as far as i can tell often the lands are random, i'm going to say izzy is the land of Sand and frogs. Important to note that often all the players in a session have overarching land themes, the alpha kids had noble gases and the beta kids had the four prime elements.
If my unlikely guess about sand is correct we could expect to see stuff similar too it in the future ( like mountains or smth idfk i'm not a writer )
Also I would like to bring attention to the line “Replacing Skaianet” and “Renaming sburb.dll with ram.dll” which could be important to the plot hypothetically.
GUARDIAN NAMES
We currently know the name of Jay and the name of Mel, first of all fuck yeah my guess about the mods being the guardians was correct lets goooo.
We need 3 more mods since we have 5 humans.
Afaik the mod list without mel and Jay includes
Remnant cult
Roy
Tuna
Not That Toby is also a candidate for this but also he has like 30 messages outside the ram channel ogifjdgoifjdgoifjogji so i'll just go with the assumption that its the previous 3.
As has been brought to our attention each guardian has a 3 letter name
( in base homestuck its dad,mom,bro,bec)
But second of all this means that the other mods will also have 3 letter names.
I assume rem and roy will be the names ofc, but as for tune uhhh ... .I shall say the name is t.na…yeah…good name Wundra…
Although the possibility of it being t,na are fair enough, I think it'd be way funnier if we saw a Jade Harley and her guardian paralleled, instead of bec the guardian dog, we could see a RAM which vaguely resembles Nikola Tesla in some unspoken way.
The name would ofc be ram to fit the 3 letter thing.
(warning i'll be assuming that the acdsstuck counterparts are similar to the irl people)
I quite honestly heavily dislike my previous izzy classpecting, as i quite simply disagree with it.hey brix
Anyways in terms of what I think her aspect actually is, I'm just going to say it is a maid of space. ( and also to disregard all that I said about the page class lmao )
Expect many jokes about Izzy being made of space :3 !!
Oh Also here's some izzyfanart I'd like to share I think it's awesome.
Anyways, besides the space aspect there is another extremely important aspect which has to exist for a successful ram session. The time aspect, without this aspect time travel is not possible within sburb and thus the entire session is pretty much completely fucked due to its constant necessities.
Thus we have to consider a time player from the demo squad. Izzy of course is not in the running since he is a space player. I'm going to say straight up off the bat that mooks and SG are absolutely not time players, and that cold could be but I don't know the calzone so it's hard to tell if she fits the vibe check for a time player.
This of course leaves timeless so…I guess I'll just say timeless is a time player since it pretty much fits and we need a time player so… yeah guess that is that…
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Well I think thats fucking boring, that it “has” to be is bullshit.There are a couple options i'd like to present as to why TT doesn't need to be a Time player. First of all we do not know the nature of the session in any way, if the session is designed to be unwinnable ( like how rose lalonde states many are) then the aspects are just not a requirement. We can see that the alpha session has none of the required aspects, they had life, hope, heart and void. IMO this means that if a session isn't meant to be won, then the players don't need any specific aspects.
Now you may have an issue with this line of logic, am i really implying that this RAM session will not be winnable? No. I just think that it's not winnable without exterior influences. Such as a group of 7 trolls.
I mentioned this before, but the logo has 12 squares, which represents the players. SO I am proposing once again that the combined session theory is correct AND ADDITIONALLY ON TOP OF THAT, that the troll session has a lack of a space player, while the demo squad has the lack of a time player.
This would also be pretty cool thematically in my opinion, the groups requiring each other in such an integral way to just win the game.
Anyways back to the original point now that i've discredited the “necessity” of the time aspect for the session :sansblob:
I think that timeless is a blood player, its purely vibes!!I have no reason for this.
As for the class you're just going to have to wait until the next document >>:D