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Acdsstuck boogaloo

Hello acdsstuckers !!!!

 A new update came out!! Which means that I'll be doing another google document about the new interesting stuffs that i'm probably reading WAAAAy too far into ( and also old shit that i missed ifg )

Correction/followup

FIRST OF ALL, the window stuff has been confirmed to be COMPLETE UTTER NONSENSE, which is disheartening. But it is important to note that there is still something going on with the session! The RAM logo still does have the 12 squares representing 12 players after all, meaning its likely that a combined session is still a very plausible theory.

Album Cover

I hadn't thought to analyse the album cover but now doing so we can see clearly that there is a heptagon and a pentagon, likely symbolising the amount of players which are human and the amount of players which are trolls. Sadly they are completely separate and have no overlap, leaving less credence towards the combined session theory.

( note: the alternian text says:  if you can read this go touch grass)

This album cover was made by aridai of TimewatcherTunes fame

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Izzy Classpecting

Anyways, as for  stuff from the actual comic, I thought it'd be fun to go over the potential clues we have towards the classpecting of izzy! While I don't believe we have enough information to make anything close to definitive claims, we should still attempt to narrow down the range of possible outcomes and ultimately manipulate our amorphous confusion into a shape that is as vulnerable as possible to future evidence. 

With that being said, let's start with what I think is pretty likely for Izzy's aspect. Space !

My main piece of evidence for this comes in during [s] -==> where I quote

“the world seems as it should be, space acting fully within the bounds of your understanding”

This seems like a pretty solid hint towards izzyies ( izzies?, izzys? Izzy's? One of these is correct hopefuly) aspect, the space aspect makes a lot of sense for him, since space is associated with creativity, and it is stated in the comic that Izzy is an artist.

( we can see she is an artist based off of page 4 “Examine room” where it is stated “You're fairly proficient at DRAWING THINGS ON YOUR COMPUTER BOOK”. )

For a more difficult subject however we have Izzy's class. Which I will state right now, my interpretation of this may be biased due to my knowledge of the doctorispie, but oh well, I doubt I was ever going to classpect everyone without some bias towards their irl counterparts.

( image with all the classes)

This sentence is written like a week later, i'm going to be honest i disagree with like half of this fucking image and i kind of really dislike the analysis especially since i based it off the image kind heavily,, anyways please dont care too much about the active page thing which i now disagree with :3 !!

I think firstly it's helpful to rule out classes I doubt Izzy is a part of just from gut instinct, those being the destruction , stealing, knowing and commanding.

This would leave us with:

Making, changing and serving..

The next specification I reckon would help is whether izzy is within the passive or the active class.Within homestuck all classes are generally divided into either passive or active, this doesn't actually represent their passivity or lack thereof, but instead represents how they are relative to their group and how they effect it. ( Thank you cold for this explanation :D!!! ) 

With that being said I'm going to be assuming based off vibes alone that Izzy pendles is the active counterpart of her class.

This would leave us with:

Maid of space - WItch of space - Page of Space

Right off the bat I want to say that the witch of space is incredibly unlikely, this is for the simple reason I doubt they'll be repeating the classpect of one of the main characters of the original homestuck story, Jade Harley.

After this there's the consideration in between either the Maid of space or the Page of Space.

This leads me back to the quote that made me think I could start classpecting izzy so early.

“the world seems as it should be, space acting fully within the bounds of your understanding”

This sentence seems to imply ( obviously) that the bounds of understanding for them will be changed and that they do not yet have this understanding. The class's essential point is how the characters relate to their aspect, and the entire point of the page class is that they are users who take a while to fully come into their aspect and understand it fully!

Due to this I believe that Izzy Pendles is a Page of Space.

Oh also with a good likelihood of it being a maid of space. ( I will however say that If i was using evidence about doctorispie I'd say a Maid of Space would be more likely)  

Timeless pun name classpecting

Oh also while I'm on the topic of classpecting, Is it silly to imply that either Timeless will be a hero of time? 

,Timeless could be a destroyer or thief of time, yk taking time from itself to make time timeless or destroying time, leaving it timeless 

I don't know anything about c!timelessTinkerer so I can't make any statements, but for now I will assume that he is:

A prince, A bard, A thief or A rogue of Time

[ although i'll assume he's a prince because his pfp was dirk for the longest time iirc :pants:     ]

cryogenicCaffeine

While there hasn't even been a single bit of dialogue with CC I still want to hypothesize on something i learnt while watching a couple of homestuck classpect analysis, and that is that the aspect wheel is on a cold to hot spectrum. ( on the left being coldest and on the right being hottest )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqRoIBNcboY&t=77s

I'll be firstly ruling out the possibility that space is the aspect of cold, despite space being the coldest aspect. This is due to me believing that Izzy has already taken the role of space user ( and yes this is foreshadowing for the eventual sudoku game I will play with the aspects and the characters )

Since we haven't read any of colds dialogue, there are literally no assumptions we can make as whether mind or void is more likely.

I'm trying to avoid using irl bias so I will simply not comment further :pants: 

Bird

I'm not sure what to say here except for the fact that “woah guys that poison and that food do look similar wouldn't it be quirky if they were swapped and izzy accidentally killed a bird”.

Although it is worth noting that kernelsprites often levitate towards being prototyped with dead beings. So maybe we could see a bird kernelsprite just like dave had !!

Thank you for reading the second document on acdsstuck!! And I will say it right now, do not expect this to be a thing every single time a new update releases, it's only if I have something to say :3!!